leather envy

shoes via dirtyflaws

a means to an end

Yo bitties, I hope you're hungry because check out these (fiberful) ENDS & PIECES from Trader Joe's! Did you eat fruit leather when you were a kid? Did you fucking love it? Do you maybe wanna poop on a more regular schedule (isn't that what fiber does?), like between the hours of when you wake up and when you go to sleep? THEN JUMP ON IT. Shit's delicious. Ha.

And no, my sporadic blogging is not endorsed by the Towson Trader Joe's. But I did just eat a whole bunch of these and am digging on them pretty hardcore.

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MAC nail lacquer in Frost

I feel a bit like a club kid. Or a very chromey robot. Neither of those is a bad thing. It's only been an hour wearing this stuff so far, but I have to say, it makes me feel a tad indestructible. Bring on the lions! The Huns! The bank statements! I can take them all!

That is, until I start to chip.

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This photo makes me laugh. Look at the expressions on their faces!

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GIVE ME HEAVY METAL SHOES OR GIVE ME DEATH